Pun Retention Test (Part 3)
Knowing too many puns can be bad for you. By evoking groans and rolled eyes whenever you start to tell a joke, people begin to think you're sick in the brain.
To discover just how sick you are let's continue our Pun Retention Test. How many of the PUNch lines below remind you of a familiar punny story (one that you've heard or told or could create to fit the ending)?
__ 21. They had left no tern unstoned.
__ 22. Abscess make the fart go HONDA!
__ 23. Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!
__ 24. These are the 'times' that dry men's soles.
__ 25. And he thus became the first chicken to catch a Tory.
__ 26. The next day, the headline in the paper read "Peter Viper wrecks a truck of pickled Steppers".
__ 27. Ike's Aunt gets nose hat is fact, son
__ 28. Dee, who flaps last, flaps left
__ 29. That's the beer that made Mel Famie walk us.
__ 30. The first time a reign was called on account of the game.
Note: If you can remember too many puns, you may need immediate therapy! Comment with some of your best punch lines and I'll include them as well. Then go seek help. Part 4 next week.
Can't remember the story but the punchline was "Well. I'll be a pi x i x e^mu" (pie-eyed emu)...
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