Art theft in Paris:
Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied: "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
That burgler wasn't very creative. Hell, there must be 50 ways to thieve the Louvre.
ReplyDeletelol, you stole my line, you sneaky guy. You're taking this pun to the heist of absurdity! lgp
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