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Ethics Office For Hill Rejected
Senator Hill's okay, it's Clinton we have to worry about

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Antarctic Ice Sheet Is Melting Rapidly
Bush Blamed

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Panel Chairman to Fight Port Deal
Chairman prefers sherry

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NASA Chief Is Confident About Shuttle
After consulting with Click & Clack on Car Talk

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U.S., India Reach Deal On Nuclear Cooperation
U.S. to outsource all spies from Los Alamos

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Fairfax Man Guilty of Bigamy
Fighting trumped up charges of polygamy

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Blog Buzz Helps Companies Catch Trends in the Making
We knew memes were important for something

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NFL, Players Extend Deadline
Inside source: Money may have something to do with it

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Katrina Video Refuels Debate Over Response
This may be a tough one...no winner last week ...