Silly Lurkers, Search Strings Are For Kids

I heard this was National Delurking Week. (HT Random Yak ;-) That means if you lurk, you need to stop that behavior immediately (this week only!) and comment. Together we'll delurk the blogosphere and make it safe for all blogkind.

So. Who will be the first to say sumpin'? I have a real prize for the 20th haloscan commenter (multiple entries accepted, as long as you leave a clean joke, pun, funny link or referral).

In the meantime, laugh with me at what brought these surfers to Bloggin' Outloud. Silly lurkers, search strings are for bloggers who want to have fun.

I WANT OPRAH TO GIVE ME TICKET AND FLIGHT TO HER SHOW
(Results ~ #2 of about 462,000)
I WANT OPRAH TO MENTION THIS SERIES OF BLOG POSTS


books on taking the christian phrases out of holidays
(Results ~ #3 of about 1,640,000)
blogs on the real vs manufactured War on Christmas


karlgaard blog
(Results ~ #2 of about 104,000)
Finally, someone recognizes my Forbes-esque content.


pastor marc kansas
(Results ~ #11 of about 883,000)
Surprised to find Pastor Mark shaving the yeti instead.


sanya lion zoo
(Results ~ #32 of about 932)
Do they mean Simba? No clue, but they found this.


popular soldier returning home songs
(Results ~ #15 of about 3,230,000)
Well sure! Welcome Home Soldier is what you're looking for.

Well, that's a wrap. Remeber to delurk and acknowledge your presence. :-)