Midweek Headlines (and Open Links)

WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Captioning Today's Headlines

Latest Headline Winners: Random Yak comes out on top again. (Probably has too much time on his hands.) But all three will receive this lovely reproduction of the Mona Lisa. You can be a winner too. Just enter this week's caption contest by commenting on the last headline below.

AMSTERDAM (AP)
Scientists Figure Out Why Mona Lisa Smiles

Yak: Heard about Enzyte, the once-a-day tablet for natural male enhancement

Beth: Next up: Why the Venus Di Milo has no arms

Steven: Dan Brown and team infer that Da Vinci was quite the jokester

HOUSTON (AP)
Wife of Joel Osteen Asked to Leave Plane
Arrived with too much makeup, but did leave plain

WASHINGTON (AP)
Donors Underwrite DeLay's Deluxe Lifestyle
Headline lead man loves alliteration

BOSTON (AP)
Jet With Problem Lands Safely in Boston
Rest of the Blackhearts mum on nature of problem

ISLAMABAD (Reuters)
Bin Laden may be unable to command: Rumsfeld
Bin Laden unable to command al-Zawahri either

PARIS (AP)
French Spiderman Climbs Paris Tower
When asked if it was exciting said "Whee"

Headline Roundup So Far

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