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Captioning Today's Headlines
Last Week's Winner: Both from Random Yak (okay, so the Yak was the only entrant; we'll still award him a Bottle of Cheer). Enter this week's caption contest below. You can be a winner, even if you're the only participant!
CHICAGO (Reuters)
Consumers cheer up for holiday season
SAN FRANCISCO (AP)
San Francisco Renting Christmas Trees
Residents of Needles to help with clean up
BOSTON (Reuters)
Broken-hearted donor leaves diamond ring in car
Ex-girlfriend said this diamond ain't forever
MANCHESTER, N.H. (AP)
Prize Diamond Shows Up in Trash
Left in car, now the garbage ~ no one wants the dang thing!
LOS ANGELES (Reuters)
You've got mail, and maybe gonorrhea
See? Internet sex spreads viruses
NEW YORK (AP)
Ashlee Simpson Collapses After Tokyo Show
Just can't get lipsinc thing right, has breakdown
Now It's Your Turn
AMSTERDAM (AP)
Scientists Figure Out Why Mona Lisa Smiles
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This Week's Headline Roundup
Scientists figure out why Mona Lisa Smiles:
ReplyDelete1. She heard about Enzyte, the once-a-day tablet for natural male enhancement...
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2. Report reads, "It's for us to know and you to find out."
PS: Thanks for the cocktail. What was that crunchy bit at the bottom?
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Carman Electra?
ReplyDeleteThanks Steven, I'll add you to my Kansas Guild of Bloggers (the KGB). That's a good one about DaVinci, was wondering if someone would play off that inference. lgp
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