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WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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WASHINGTON (AP)
Libby Pleads Not Guilty in CIA Leak Case
Puts libel, libel, libel on the table, table, table

PORT MORESBY (Reuters)
320 people arrested for sorcery
Probably won't get tax break either

FORT BLISS, Texas (AP)
Reservist on Trial for Prisoner Abuse
Had no reserve period

The Associated Press
A Complete List of Latin Grammy Winners
Who cares? I'm still trying to forget Miami Sound Machine

PAINESVILLE, Ohio (AP)
Strip Club Owner Weighs Offer From Church
Offered book on abstinence weighs about a pound

MADISON, Wis. (AP)
Wisconsin Governor Vetoes Cloning Ban
Opponents say clones are people two

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BOULDER, Colo. (AP)
Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet
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