Monday Morning Headlines

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LOS ANGELES (AP)
CBS Orders More Editions of 'Survivor'
Beth: New tribal challenge will involve beating dead equines

WASHINGTON (AFP)
Ancient 'Godzilla' crocodile found in Argentina
Hiding from Gigan and Hedorahsince the early '70s

TOKYO (Reuters)
Japanese robot lost in space mission
Mechagodzillawas looking for Godzilla hiding in Argentina

NEW ORLEANS (AP)
Big Easy Fighting Epic Battle Against Mold
But I thought they enjoyed their sleazy reputation

LOS ANGELES (AP)
Hollywood Unions Protest Product Placement
Bites hand that feeds it

ANAHEIM, Calif. (AP)
Paul McCartney Sings to Space Station Crew
Cosmonauts join in on 'Back in the USSR'

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NEW YORK (Reuters)
Time picks cloned dog as top invention
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