Headline Caption Contest

WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Add your own caption to the final headline below.
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LONDON (Reuters)
Police seek truckload of cognac
Force said to have tired of donut jokes

LONDON (Reuters)
An end to hard butter misery?
Prince Charles: This margarine makes me feel like a king!

WASHINGTON (Reuters)
Panda cub takes Washington by storm
The animals, they came out, they came out by twosies twosies

ROME (Reuters)
Baby, you make my "love molecule" soar!
Latest pick-up line for chemists no formula for success

LONDON (AP)
Water Scorpion Fossil Found in Scotland
Nessy stung by report

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LOS ANGELES (AP)
Oscar Wannabes Walk Tight Line of Modesty
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Headlines at Basil's Blog; He thinks he's so smart.

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And now Beth at: And then I woke up . . .

Linked to Conservative Cat's Funny Stuff - Tuesday.

Completely Bogus Headline & Story at Lark News:
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Shameless plugs at Liberal Common Sense (her first "Share the Link" party!), TMH's Bacon Bits (a "stealth" open post), MacStansbury (practically Thursday OTB), and Choose Life (cowering chicken open post).