Monday, October 24, 2005

Monday Headlines



WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Ripping Today's Headlines

CAMARILLO, Calif. (AP)
Average U.S. Gas Prices Drop 25 Cents
Average U.S. Gas Tax Jumps 25 Cents

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter)
AOL, Disney bring 'Narnia' online
Collude to ruin another classic

The Associated Press
Down-To-The-Wire Wins Across the NFL
Rash of bookies admitted to Las Vegas hospitals

NEW YORK (AP)
Cingular Introduces E-Mail Access on Cells
Nanotechnology also connects XM & Sirius direct to eardrum

MIAMI (AP)
United Pilot Suspended Over Alcohol Smell
Accused of wearing 20 year old Aqua Velva

Now You Try It
SYDNEY (Reuters)
Dead man gets parking ticket
  • Dane Bramage offers: Democrats rush to register driver to vote November 8th

  • Gwynne: Friend notes at least it wasn't a moving violation

  • My line: Must pay death tax as well

  • Your solicited comment here . . .


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    4 comments:

    1. Dane BramageOctober 24, 2005 11:33 AM

      Democrats rush to register driver to vote November 8th.

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    2. AnonymousOctober 24, 2005 12:52 PM

      I was going to say something about it not being a moving violation, but I can't beat Dane's slam on the Democrats. :-)

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    3. LynOctober 24, 2005 1:20 PM

      My comment would be (keeping the political theme) ...

      "Democrats: Should pay death tax as well."

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    4. Dane BramageOctober 25, 2005 5:48 PM

      Remember gwynne, I am a professional

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    Keep it clean and positive. (And sorry about the word verification, but the spmb*ts are out in full force!)

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