WICHITA (LPs Wire)
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Ripping Today's Headlines
TEHRAN (Reuters)
City tackles titillating mannequins
Penalized 15 yards for illegal groping
JOHANNESBURG (Reuters)
Seal bites off woman's nose
To spite her face
HARRISON, Ark. (AP)
Woman Finds Prom Dress 33 Years Later
DNA spot linked to former Governor
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP)
Two Accused of Taking Fake Tombstones
Couldn't stop coffin when interrogated
LONDON (AFP)
Harry Potter's flying car spirited away by thieves
Sold along with Pope's Ford Escort for $680,000
Now You Try It
BYRAM, Miss. (AP)
Electrocuted Squirrel Starts Grass Fire
Beth: Claims it never intended to inhale
Dane: To avoid future tragedy remaining death row squirrels will recieve lethal injection
YOU: Your comments solicited for this headline!
Promises he never intended to inhale.
ReplyDeletelp the headines were great. I especially liked the seal one. Now I have to come up with another line for it in my next batch.
ReplyDeleteBeth I liked your response. I was thinking more along the lines of "To avoid future tragedy remaining death row squirrels will recieve lethal injection"